Alan & His Monkey..
As a child, Jackson had a pet Squirrel monkey. Not a cow, not a horse, not a dog… a fucking squirrel monkey. Not that you give a shit… but squirrel monkeys live in the tropical forests of Central and South America in the canopy layer… They are not supposed to be on the Chattahoochee River hanging with Alan. But that's okay.. We forgive you Alan.
Is Jackson Drunk?
Jackson really isn't a big drinker. But one thing the man loved was sipping Jack Daniels while writing his songs. Some of Jackson's favorite songs have been written while being intoxicated. The fact that Alan can produce such great music while being slightly intoxicated would make any mother proud.
He Loves the Weather Channel
Jackson finds the weather channel to be very entertaining. As we know, weathermen have no idea what they are talking about. They call for rain and it's sunny. They rarely predict anything right. Alan doesn’t care about that. Alan sits patiently waiting through sad news stories and updates just to take in his local weather.
There are many great facts about Alan. We all know that. If you have any other facts about Alan please feel free to send them to firstname.lastname@example.org for a chance to be featured in another blog.
As Always, Stay SHITI